Daddy C has a strange and wonderful friend who sends him bizarre texts that sound more like Jack Handy’s Deep Thoughts.
The other day he sent one that said, “What did babies eat before baby food”? To which I replied, “Probably carpet scraps”.
Little E manages to find all kinds of goodies on our floor – things that even our loyal vacuum cleaner Jake misses. I managed to pull a piece of our dish scrubby out of her mouth before it was ingested the other day. Little E would have made a nice meal out of a spot of lint, thread from her cloth diapers and an unidentifiable hard white substance had I not intercepted in time.
I do declare we parents are merely here to keep our babies alive until they are 8; then I’m pretty sure it starts all over again as they move into their teens.
On a side note, there was an article in the Vancouver Sun today on Lyme Disease…perfect timing.
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